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Penguin trying on a suit.

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dress Code

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Got anything smaller?'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Native Americans flirting.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Gents

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"How soon do you need these?"

'Drink up, Helmut...'

'I declare this envelope...open!'

'Why so formal?'

Welsh dresser.

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."