Formalwear Aficionado Gifts

Dressing Rooms.

'Got anything smaller?'

'Why so formal?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Shirt Maker.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Gents

"How soon do you need these?"

'Drink up, Helmut...'

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'

"I'd like to buy some clothes."