Formalwear Aficionado Mugs

Dressing Rooms.

'Got anything smaller?'

'Why so formal?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Gents

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

"How soon do you need these?"

'Drink up, Helmut...'