Formal Attire Aficionado Mugs

Penguin trying on a suit.

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Let's see a robot do that."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dress Code

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Native Americans flirting.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'Got anything smaller?'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Gents

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

"How soon do you need these?"

'Drink up, Helmut...'

'I declare this envelope...open!'

'Why so formal?'

'Did you want me to wear that tonight or did a Jedi die here?'

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'