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A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dressing Rooms.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

Gents

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Native Americans flirting.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

'Got anything smaller?'

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.