Formal Attire Admirer Gifts

Giacomo Puccini.

The Royal Enclosure

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Management Styles - Inspirational

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'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Native Americans flirting.

Gents

'Got anything smaller?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"How soon do you need these?"

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

'Why so formal?'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'