Formal Fashion Admirer Gifts

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

'Did you want me to wear that tonight or did a Jedi die here?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Mating rituals

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Dressing Rooms.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gents

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

'Got anything smaller?'

Snowmanbun

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"How soon do you need these?"

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

'Why so formal?'

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

"He's on a motorcycle!"

"...Where on earth does he get those fabulous ties?"