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Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Mating rituals

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Got anything smaller?'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Snowmanbun

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gents

"How soon do you need these?"

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

"He's on a motorcycle!"

'Why so formal?'

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

Giacomo Puccini.

"...Where on earth does he get those fabulous ties?"

Lady rider jumping over a style