Formal Fashion Follower Pillows

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

The Style of Elements

Advocado

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

bitter lemon...

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Everyone's a Media Expert

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

'El Nino now.'