Formal Fashion Follower Gifts

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

The Style of Elements

Advocado

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

'El Nino now.'

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Everyone's a Media Expert

bitter lemon...

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."