Fashion Fad Follower Gifts

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Advocado

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Inflating Boobs.

"Like my new haircut?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Lady imitating fashion

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."