Modern Fad Follower Gifts

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Jonah Takes A Selfie

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Like my new haircut?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Lady imitating fashion

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'