Fashion Follower Gifts

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I'm sure menopause is no fun, but look on the bright side...beards are in fashion right now."

Women's bottoms read Foxy and Attractive, Fun-loving and Sensual.

Woman Magazine -Look Younger; Teen Gal Magazine -Look Older

A cow with a Brazilian.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

'El Nino now.'

Why there are no glass escalators.

Fashions change - satire's in, slapstick is out.

'Egads, I'm having a good hair day,'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Clean Shaven, Three Day Beard, Five Day Beard.

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

LOVE your retro phone chic!

Moustache Curtain Reveals Smile.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"I think I've got hump envy!"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

"This is so romantic! I'm wearing the same tights brand as the royal family!"

"Hmm...I'm thinking of getting my anus bleached."

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

"Boy, she has a new look."

"So what's this - the good cap bad cap routine?"

bitter lemon...

"What silly women! All copying each other's hair-do!"

Lady imitating fashion

Shaving off your Beard

"Fine - now pan around to the front."

"Like my new haircut?"