Quirky Fashion Followers Gifts

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Ties Must be worn.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Advocado

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Snapshots in Time

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

The latest in Eyewear.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Aging of Underwear

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Lady imitating fashion

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."