Quirky Fashion Fans Gifts

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

Semi-Official

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"Where did we go wrong?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'