Quirky Fashion Admirers Gifts

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

I took up antkeeping.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"