Quirky Outfit Admirers Gifts

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Lovers dressed as pears

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Kangaroo Pocket

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

Deer with flip-flops

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Chicken chaps

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"