Quirky Outfit Admirers Gifts

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Lovers dressed as pears

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Kangaroo Pocket

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Deer with flip-flops

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Chicken chaps

'Home?'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"