Quirky Outfit Aficionado Gifts

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Hats

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."