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'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Hats

Joan Crawford junior