Quirky Attire Aficionado Gifts

'My parents always gave me choices.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Cool shirt."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

One size fits all

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"Have we got a show for you!"

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

Still in fashion

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People