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"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Hats

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Cool shirt."

One size fits all

"I'd like to report some bad guys."