Quirky Clothing Enthusiast Gifts

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

What do you mean, reversible coat?

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."