Quirky Clothing Appreciator Gifts

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Frock Coat

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."