Quirky Clothing Appreciator Pillows

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Frock Coat

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Hats

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

One size fits all

"Cool shirt."