Quirky Attire Lover Pillows

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Four ballerinas

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.