Quirky Style Appreciator Pillows

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Office Heater

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

Cat and Mouse.

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."