Quirky Style Appreciator Gifts

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Office Heater

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

Cat and Mouse.

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Turtle Trailer Court

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'