Quirky Style Admirer Gifts

Concert pianist.

London Fly-Paper Vendor

The 'ironicycle'.

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Bird at edge of birdbath in a bikini.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Balloons tied to a moustache.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

wattle covers

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'