Quirky Style Admirers Gifts

This is our Pentonville Range!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Great tights!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Lady Gaga

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Ass-less Chaps

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

One size fits all

London Fly-Paper Vendor

Kangaroo Pocket

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.