Quirky Fashion Aficionados Gifts

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

I took up antkeeping.

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'