Quirky Outfit Aficionados Gifts

"Got outta jury duty!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Lovers dressed as pears

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Cockroach Costume

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Kangaroo Pocket

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Teacup

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Deer with flip-flops

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

'Home?'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Chicken chaps

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!