Quirky Outfit Aficionados Gifts

"Got outta jury duty!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Lovers dressed as pears

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Cockroach Costume

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Kangaroo Pocket

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Teacup

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

Deer with flip-flops

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Chicken chaps

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'Home?'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!