Quirky Fashion Buffs Gifts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Cockroach Costume

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Hats

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Joan Crawford junior