Quirky Style Enthusiasts Gifts

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'Is your haircut part of some sort of cult?'

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'