Quirky Style Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'Is your haircut part of some sort of cult?'

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Got outta jury duty!"