Quirky Style Aficionado T-Shirts

"That look is so last week."

"When it fills in I'm hoping for the texture of corduroy."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'