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'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'You can meet your date at Alphonse's restaurant at 8:30 -- She'll be the one in the propellor beanie.'

"You should write your own children's book and title it: 'You're Different And That's Bad'."

"My grandma left it to me in her will. . . and the little message on the back assuages my guilt!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"He's deliciously vintage."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."