Quirky Fashion Aficionado T-Shirts

'He dresses a little odd, but he's a super lawyer.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

A snowman trying on different noses

"This is lots more fun with these lab coats."

'You make a lousy beatnick, Candy.'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Dale sports his new Chia shirt.

Static Clink - A Velcro Jail

"What, already?! Never heard of casual fridays, luv?"

T-shirt - I Love Australia (Upside Down)

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

Jarvis Cocker

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."