Quirky Fashionist T-Shirts

"Okay, let's try it again without the keychain. While we're at it, let's lose the sweat-pants-under-the-summer-skirt look."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

Great British Eccentrics.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Snapshots in Time

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

The latest in Eyewear.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Foxy lady

Unicorn in the Woods