Quirky Fashionist Gifts

"Okay, let's try it again without the keychain. While we're at it, let's lose the sweat-pants-under-the-summer-skirt look."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

Great British Eccentrics.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'