Quirky Fashion Explorer Gifts

Cargo briefs

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

wattle covers

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Watering can helmet.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."