Quirky Style Seeker Gifts

"May we borrow your hat for the harvest festival?"

wattle covers

The Phyllis Diller Collection

The Very Stylish Horned-Rimmed Toads

Emo Snail

'The hair transplant went well but we had to finish up around the edges with pubic hair...'

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Woman: 'That's what I like about Phil...he's always well-dressed.'

Big Guy Shirt Shop.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

These are perfect. I'll take them.

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.

Like my earrings? They're cellphones.

I didn't know you were keen on jogging!

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

'How do you like my new Cajun hide shoes?'

Giant Shoe Sale

Workmen's fashions

Flip This Housecoat

Queer Eye for the Dead Guy

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."