Quirky Style Seekers Gifts

Tattoo Parlour: No Personality? Come in and buy one.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

wattle covers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Great tights!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'