Quirky Fashion Sense Gifts

'Wait a minute!'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Cockroach Costume

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

I took up antkeeping.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"