Quirky Fashion Gifts

Fears

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Cockroach Costume

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

#1 Jerk-off

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Watch Your Step

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Artist, painting graphs.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'