Quirky Clothing Lover Gifts

"Cool shirt."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Lady Gaga

Joan Crawford junior

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Ass-less Chaps

Cockroach Costume