Quirky Fashion Lover Gifts

Mutant Jeans

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Fortunately, we were able to do away with our office 'Silly Hat', day.'

'So you're Susan's boyfriend - you're not a bit as I'd imagined you!'

Inappropriate footwear

"...we are able to offer lifestyle advice...but that doesn't extend to whether that jacket and tie combination is funky"!

Shoe laces....

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Granted, they're a different look from traditional running shoes, but they're much better for your knees.'

'I've decided to spend my way out of the recession.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Criminal Teenager.

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'I need you to create some secret pockets. I'm going to be buried in this suit and I'm taking it with me.'

Fishbowl hat

Joan Crawford junior

"You're wearing odd socks."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"My dear Farrington, I fear that your so-called 'piercing' will never catch on..."

Wrist watch

'This is my new summer collection. It fits all sizes and everybody can afford it.'

"So it was your father's influence that mad you decide to specialize in transplant surgery."

Blimp My Ride.

"I should warn you Sir, that some of these hats may only be viewed under a powerful electron microscope."

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan.

A crazy golfer

When Fridays Get Way Too Casual.

'Who's going to tell her fascinators are banned?'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'There is a disclaimer for injuries incurred while wearing the Bungee Bra.'