Quirky Fashion Lover Gifts

Mutant Jeans

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'Fortunately, we were able to do away with our office 'Silly Hat', day.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

Inappropriate footwear

"...we are able to offer lifestyle advice...but that doesn't extend to whether that jacket and tie combination is funky"!

Shoe laces....

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The latest in Eyewear.

'So you're Susan's boyfriend - you're not a bit as I'd imagined you!'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Criminal Teenager.

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

'I need you to create some secret pockets. I'm going to be buried in this suit and I'm taking it with me.'

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan.

'Who's going to tell her fascinators are banned?'

'This is my new summer collection. It fits all sizes and everybody can afford it.'

Wrist watch

"So it was your father's influence that mad you decide to specialize in transplant surgery."

Blimp My Ride.

"I should warn you Sir, that some of these hats may only be viewed under a powerful electron microscope."

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

Joan Crawford junior

A crazy golfer

When Fridays Get Way Too Casual.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'There is a disclaimer for injuries incurred while wearing the Bungee Bra.'

"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."

Pear Costume

If You Can Read This You Are Not Socially Distanced

A dancer wearing dungarees

Snapshots in Time

Fishbowl hat