Quirky Fashion Admirer Gifts

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'You can meet your date at Alphonse's restaurant at 8:30 -- She'll be the one in the propellor beanie.'

"You should write your own children's book and title it: 'You're Different And That's Bad'."

"My grandma left it to me in her will. . . and the little message on the back assuages my guilt!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Jarvis Cocker

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"He's deliciously vintage."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'