Quirky Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Most people stop at the jacket."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

Codpiece Sales

"Kitten heels?"

"Not bad, Marko - you made best-dressed on the ten worst-dressed list."

'Do you sell anything with a dog theme?'

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."

'Champagne corks ! I like a man with class.'

'Be sure to capture my inner strength.'

Nuclear Dress Codes

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Hats and Food

Hats

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

Enigmas, Fall/Winter Catalogue

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

I love the Shard

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'