Quirky Wardrobe Enthusiast Gifts

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

Still in fashion

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Frock Coat

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Hats

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Cool shirt."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."