Quirky Wardrobe Enthusiast Gifts

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

Still in fashion

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Frock Coat

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Joan Crawford junior

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Hats

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

One size fits all

"Cool shirt."