Quirky Wardrobe Explorer Gifts

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Joseph and his coat

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Frock Coat

Hats

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Cool shirt."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'Fairy friday.'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

Still in fashion

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

Cargo briefs

Man in Crab Outfit

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

A witch gets ready to go out

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

'Champagne corks ! I like a man with class.'

Nuclear Dress Codes